Janey Godley’s Blog

Award-winning Blog, running since 2004, which provides an astoundingly honest, candid and sometimes jaw-dropping insight into stand-up comic and best-selling author Janey Godley's extraordinary collection of domestic crises & marital tiffs.

2005/8/31

Back to Life…

@ 07:34 PM (32 months, 24 days ago)

 

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2005/8/30

End of the Fringe!

@ 04:31 PM (32 months, 25 days ago)

Sorry I was gone so long, my pc was screwed and I was ill. The last nights of the festival were awesome, not only did a woman win the Perrier, but she was completely unknown and did great character sketch stuff, pissing everyone else off because she does not do ‘stand up’. Good on her I say! It was funny to listen to all the ‘BOYS’ who thought they had been robbed. At the Perrier party I met Nica who runs the awards and she commiserated that I never got a nomination but told me I was in the final 10… (They have been saying that for the past three years to me! I don’t know if that makes me happy or sad yet!).

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End of the Fringe!

@ 04:31 PM (32 months, 25 days ago)

Sorry I was gone so long, my pc was screwed and I was ill. The last nights of the festival were awesome, not only did a woman win the Perrier, but she was completely unknown and did great character sketch stuff, pissing everyone else off because she does not do ‘stand up’. Good on her I say! It was funny to listen to all the ‘BOYS’ who thought they had been robbed. At the Perrier party I met Nica who runs the awards and she commiserated that I never got a nomination but told me I was in the final 10… (They have been saying that for the past three years to me! I don’t know if that makes me happy or sad yet!).

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2005/8/26

Sorry I am late but I nearly died…

@ 06:48 PM (32 months, 29 days ago)

Murder Accusation Update at End of Blog…

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2005/8/23

Tuesday and Rain

@ 12:43 PM (33 months, 2 days ago)

Murder Accusation at End of Blog


I was awoken by the Swedish TV People who called to see when is best to come interview me… I was asleep and can’t recall anything they said!

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2005/8/22

Mondayâ?¦Mondayâ?¦

@ 01:48 PM (33 months, 3 days ago)

Murder Accusation Update at end of Blog

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2005/8/19

Friday is Sunny!

@ 02:32 PM (33 months, 6 days ago)

Murder Accusation Update at End of Blog

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2005/8/18

Thursday is Weird!

@ 10:37 AM (33 months, 7 days ago)

Murder Accusation at end of blog…

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2005/8/16

Tuesday is a dull day

@ 11:28 AM (33 months, 9 days ago)

Murder Accusation at End of Blog

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2005/8/15

Tiredness Can Kill

@ 03:22 PM (33 months, 10 days ago)

Murder Accusation at the End of This Blog--------------

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2005/8/14

Car Crash and night time fun

@ 10:46 AM (33 months, 11 days ago)

Murder Accusation Update at end of this Blog-----

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2005/8/13

Spank is Great!

@ 11:45 AM (33 months, 12 days ago)

Murder Accusation at end of this BLOG…

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2005/8/12

Too Much

@ 01:18 PM (33 months, 13 days ago)

Murder Accusation Update at end of blog!

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2005/8/11

Spiders and sexy pants

@ 09:41 AM (33 months, 14 days ago)

Murder Accusation Update at the End of Blog-

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2005/8/10

Come on Eileen!

@ 09:14 AM (33 months, 16 days ago)

Murder Accusation update at end of blog below—

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2005/8/9

Sleepy In Canongate

@ 09:04 AM (33 months, 17 days ago)

Murder accusation update Tuesday-see end of blog

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2005/8/8

Happy days on the Janey Murder Mystery Tour!

@ 10:49 AM (33 months, 17 days ago)

Murder accusation update…see end of blog

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2005/8/7

Sore legs and Sore Boobs

@ 11:57 AM (33 months, 18 days ago)

These cobble stones in Edinburgh are killers, I think the people who lived here in ancient times did not die of any plague but of SORE CALVES…mine ache beyond belief. The flat we have is just off the Royal Mile, it is in a really old building and the views are amazing, the only problem being down on the Royal Mile is that you cannot walk out of the flat to get a newspaper or regular stuff BUT if I wanted a tartan Dolly, Tartan rock, Tartan Shawl, Tartan kilt or a wee Nessie doll, a big Sword (why?) or any other piece of Scottish tat then I am surrounded by Tartan shops that will provide such shite if I need it.

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2005/8/5

FRINGE

@ 03:36 PM (33 months, 20 days ago)

Sorry I have been away for a wee while, my laptop was fucked and being here at the Fringe made it more difficult for me to find internet or get it fixed easily. We did take it to a wee geeky man who declared it fit but did mention in my receipt the following info..

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2005/8/2

Breasts…Again!

@ 07:59 PM (33 months, 23 days ago)

I am all set to go to the Fringe, my show is ready, my bags are packed and today I found another lump in my breast. I have had biopsies before and am currently ‘under surveillance’ in the lumpy tit department and just when I thought I was safe…

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2005/8/1

Don’t say Fuck to the public

@ 08:00 PM (33 months, 24 days ago)

Read in the newspapers today that TV Hypnotist Paul McKenna has been ‘training’ Scottish hotel staff to ‘be friendlier’ to their paying public, as we Scots are known for our ‘shit service’.

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Tits out in the Woods!

@ 08:50 AM (33 months, 25 days ago)

So I woke up and husband says “Why don’t we go for a long walk in the woods?” I thought to myself ‘Yes so you can kill me and bury deep, deep in the undergrowth since I have been nothing but a bitch since stopping smoking ‘

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