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2007/1/21

I am Middle aged…

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@ 06:01 PM (18 months, 5 days ago)

I am now 46 years old as of yesterday. This means a host of things.

 

1- My womb will slowly fall apart and hormones will start to flood my system till I kill an owl or shag a teenage boy.

 

2- I will start to wear jumpers with shiny sequins and appliqué butterflies.

 

3- I may buy a small fluffy dog and call it my ‘baby’.

 

4- My hair will get cut into a manageable bob so that when I take up hill walking it won’t get bothersome.

 

5- I will start collecting miniature ballerina’s made of porcelain and attend conventions where other old women talk about porcelain.

 

6- Water colour painting classes will fill my days and I will start visiting small towns to capture the features of the charming cobble stoned streets.

 

7- I will stop dyeing my grey hair and embrace my age, I will stop wearing a bra and let my moustache grow into a full on Magnum job!

 

So that’s what I have to look forward to.

Comment(s) »

  1. It could be worse:

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    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/01/21 @ 07:37 PM — (Reply)

  2. We are all as young as we believe we are in our lives. Older just means wiser and better!

    Comment by Susan— 2007/01/21 @ 09:38 PM — (Reply)

  3. Love your blog,read mine. I already have the fluffy dog and the sequin tops.Lol.

    Comment by pinkpetal— 2007/04/15 @ 12:09 PM — (Reply)

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